Christian jokes
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Memes
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Memes
Community
Why do people think catholicism isn't apart of Christianity
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