Christian jokes

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

What do Christians and gays have in common?

They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

Christianity.

The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

God's consciousness: Art.

God's unconsciousness: Christianity.

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

I don't have a joke about Christianity.

I don't want to get crucified.

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.