Christian jokes
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
Christianity.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.