Perceived Exclusion of Catholicism from Christianity

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cus they uneducated

baptist

cool

not rlly

my cars at the shop rn to get my tires replaced since one exploded

Jesus came to America on a golden spaceship to free the slaves

2007 honda accord

yup

my cars older than me

but it works

and it isnt gay

cutesy

Heroin Monkey

Im actually a mormon

I will say mormonism is straight up a cult

i like my car cus i didnt hafta pay for it muahaha

Especially in their claims to be Christian

mal

i like my car cus i didnt hafta pay for it muahaha

lucky you 😭

my parents are def spoiling me with my car

the only thing ive had to pay for is gas

my parents bought me a braaaand new car and said "yeah we'll pay the payment and even your gas once a month you just gotta pay a portion of the insurance"

and then I bring it to college and they're like "haha yeah you're own your own now bucko"

lmaooo

my parents have been very generous since i got my car lmao

yesss :D

but they also wanna like abandon me once i turn 18

my dad wants to move to florida rlly rlly bad

mal

but they also wanna like abandon me once i turn 18

oh geez 😭

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well once, I turn 18 ill have no where to go, hopefully a freind will let me stay with them or sm

oh damn good luck man

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well once, I turn 18 ill have no where to go, hopefully a freind will let me stay with them or sm

if all else fails I gotchu bro

spookSymphony

oh geez 😭

lmao not quite abandon i was being dramatic

theyll find somewhere for me to go

and help me afford to be on my own

Are either of you planning on going to college after school?

yeah

frrrr

i got all my shit planned out

for the most part

im so skilled

woop woop

I love how intently heroin wants to know where I go to college

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I have no talents or skills so I don't know what I want to do for a livin

There's a lot more to that than just talents and skills

Life's a journey of growth, nobody starts out amazing at stuff

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MUAHAHAHA

THEN I CAN PROLLY FIGURE IT OUT

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yes but Im Js cant see myself doin anything I like

What are some things you like?

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music, chess, watching football, and some other random stuff and Jesus

what kind of music & random stuff?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GOOGLE ONLY SHOWS ONE OPTION

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my hair is lowkey sick today and im lovin it

i bet its always sick

spookSymphony

my hair is lowkey sick today and im lovin it

ba dum bum bah bahhhh

im lovin it

spookSymphony

it's not but thank you

yes it is

mal

yes it is

it's not it was way too fluffy yesterday

its always epic cus its your hair duhhhhhhhhh

now it's curly and wavy and well-formed and symmetrical

cutesyyyy

you always look awesomeeeee πŸ₯³

🀭

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yall im rich

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yethir

i love that we have multiple conversations going on rn lmfao

were so cool

for realsies

fo sho

shoeeee

i like vans and nikes

ooo nice

my favorite shoes rn are my nike blazers

theyre so ratty now lmao

coolllll

i rlly need to get some new blazers cus mine are so old

but the swoosh on them are pinkkkk

im so sad at how many of my vans get holes in them from skateboarding

they’re in horrible condition bro 😭😭

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kinda too small 😭

that's what she said

ive had them for 3 years

spookSymphony

that's what she said

BAHAHAHAHS

mal

they’re in horrible condition bro 😭😭

this is the shade of pink theyre sposed to be

mal

this is the shade of pink theyre sposed to be

my colorblind ass thinks it's white

spookSymphony

my colorblind ass thinks it's white

lmaooo

i rlly want a pair of kids blazers cus the swoosh is yellow on one of them

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ohhh nice

daaaamn

thats why i like getting kids shoes

stoppppppppp

thats not what i saidddddd

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why tho my feet don't fit them anymore

i fit in kids 7

JAKE

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I'ma mens 8 so ur not far off from me

yeah its a size and a half bigger than me

JAKE

why are you an adult making inappropriate jokes with a minor

im literally a little girl

kids SHOES

CONTEXT IS KEY MY LOVE

CONTEXT

IS

KEY

THIS CONTEXT

jake why you making naughty jokes with a minor

thats kinda weird jake

youre an adult jake

what the fuck jake

lmfaoooo

youre excused.

lmaoooo

what a weirdo

adult in love with a minor

wtf

spookSymphony

i want a sandwich.

on it master

let me crush up some hopes and dreams real quick

YOU WANNA MARRY A MINOR JAKE

THATS WEIRD

WEIRDO

WHAT A CREEP

CREEP ALERT

WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOO

CREEP ALERT

mal

WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOO

weezer reference?

no

im a police car

i don't care what they say about us anyway

spookSymphony

i don't care what they say about us anyway

thats what i pedo would say

LIKE AN ADULT WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MINOR

mal

LIKE AN ADULT WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MINOR

OK WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STOP?

NO

were so goofy

hey kingggg

spookSymphony

Love the pfp

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

mal

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS

lmaooo

this is peak only real ones know about this

thats painful

jake youre gonna give my cat a seizure

ig you and ollie wont be besties afterall

yeah wtf jake

my poor baby

she has epilepsy

tryna kill ollie is insane after saying youre gonna be her bestie

she trusted you jake.

we all did.

okay lmao

spookSymphony

DON'T LET OLLIE LOOK AT MY PROFILE

i wont cus unlike you, im not interested in having her blood on my hands

(i love being dramatic)

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Bro this is so funny

im dying rn

lmao

aaand asshleys gone

nooooooooo

my poor booty

DONT SAY THAT.

I WOULD NEVER LET ANY HARM COME ASSHLEYS WAY

IM NOT AN EVIL COLDHEARTED KILLER LIKE JAKE IS

NO

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT

JOKES ON YOU

CUS SHES RIGHT UNDER ME

SHES ALIVE AND WELL

NO IM NOT

ASSHLEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

KERJFKDHFVBGHFRUDIJFBGRHDYEJOKVFJBGHRUEI

BOOK

*BOOM

ASSHLEY CLOCKED YOUR TEA

GASP

SO

YOURE THE ASS KILLER

TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR YOUR HEINOUS CRIMES

GASP

ILL FLY

IM COMING.

YES I DO

IT HAS

WALLS

AND WINDOWS

AND A DOOR

*GASPS IN BRITISH*

I SEE IT.

IM FLYING ABOVE YOUR HOUSE

CUS IM PETER BAN BITCH

*PAN

IK YOU KILLED ASSHTON THO

why is this all i can think abt rn

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

IVE BEEN KILLING ASSES FOR CENTURIES BUT I DIDNT LAY A HAND ON YOURS

I WILL DEADASS GET REVENGE FOR ALL THE DEAD ASSES

MUAHAHAHAHA

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Wtf

chris (simpsons artist) is the best

MUQHAHAHAHHAHA

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

ILL RUN

YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

IM PETER PAN

IM

DOMINANT MAL.

I WILL

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE PETER PAN

PETER PAN = DOMINANT MAL

WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME

SO?

IK A GIRL NAMED JORDAN

AHUH

I GET MY FLYING POWERS FROM CHUGGING GASOLINE

YOUR LUNCH MONEY IS MINE

IT DOESNT WORK FOR BRITISH FOLK

ONLY AMERICANS

HAHAHAHAHA.

NOPE

YOURE GONNA DIE

BRITISH PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT STOMACH ACID

WHEN IT MIXES WITH GASOLINE IT EXPLODES

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wtf was this conversation

that was like

a work of cinematic art

it needs to be made into a movie

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Nah i cringed so hard ngl

me too 😭

We sounded like some anime characters during a fight when they tell the enemy what move they are gonna do next😭😭😭

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

We sounded like some anime characters during a fight when they tell the enemy what move they are gonna do next😭😭😭

omg stop 😭

it was all fine until the gasoline 😭

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

Why the gasoline😭😭

cus thats what dominant ppl drink

spookSymphony

im gonna go eat brb lol

eat

broccoli

no its nasty

ew no

no

its so yummy

bus i cant rlly eat it cus it gets all caught in my braces

but*

ikkkk

and corn just isnt as good when its off the cob πŸ˜”

i have a shit ton going on with them rn

i have an extra thick power chain, a piece of thread tied around my 2 front teeth, and elastics

yep

my mouth looks hella busy whenever i laugh or talk

and all this is just for one gap that keeps coming back

ahuh

if i have them on still by february (which i shouldnt) then ill have had the for 4 years smh

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

I have a gap between my teeth too

ohh damn

idrc abt the gap that much but ive been tryna get rid of it for so long that i j rlly dont want it anymore

and like my parents paid for perfect teeth

mal

if i have them on still by february (which i shouldnt) then ill have had the for 4 years smh

4 years with braces i a long time

so i rlly hope thats what ill get

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

4 years with braces i a long time

yep

since i got my braces on ive watched almost all my friends get theirs on AND off

yeah

but such is life

frfr

ded

...

United Kingdom UK at your doorstep

I have a gap between my teeth too

brit

b r i t

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idk i j clicked random keys 😭

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you got this