Perceived Exclusion of Catholicism from Christianity

cus they uneducated

wait if u may ask u what r u like catholic, baptist etc.

baptist

yeah same, but Im northern tho

cool

so u doin anything intesting today

not rlly

my cars at the shop rn to get my tires replaced since one exploded

Im actually a mormon

Jesus came to America on a golden spaceship to free the slaves

nah

ah they must suck, what u drive tho

2007 honda accord

haha your car's as old as me

yup

my cars older than me

but it works

and it isnt gay

my car is a little baby

from 2024

but technically 23

cutesy

I will say mormonism is straight up a cult

i like my car cus i didnt hafta pay for it muahaha

Especially in their claims to be Christian

lucky you 😭

my parents are def spoiling me with my car

the only thing ive had to pay for is gas

my parents bought me a braaaand new car and said "yeah we'll pay the payment and even your gas once a month you just gotta pay a portion of the insurance"

and then I bring it to college and they're like "haha yeah you're own your own now bucko"

lmaooo

my parents have been very generous since i got my car lmao

That's really nice :D

yesss :D

but they also wanna like abandon me once i turn 18

my dad wants to move to florida rlly rlly bad

well once, I turn 18 ill have no where to go, hopefully a freind will let me stay with them or sm

oh geez 😭

oh damn good luck man

if all else fails I gotchu bro

lmao not quite abandon i was being dramatic

theyll find somewhere for me to go

well, thanks

and help me afford to be on my own

that's good

Are either of you planning on going to college after school?

yeah

totally tubular dude

frrrr

fo rizzle

i got all my shit planned out

for the most part

hell yeah

im so skilled

yes you are :)

woop woop

I have no talents or skills so I don't know what I want to do for a livin

I love how intently heroin wants to know where I go to college

There's a lot more to that than just talents and skills

Life's a journey of growth, nobody starts out amazing at stuff

Just gotta find out what you love!

yes but Im Js cant see myself doin anything I like

SHHWSHSHS

SHHHH

DON'T GIVE HIM ANY HINTS

but yes

MUAHAHAHA

yo

THEN I CAN PROLLY FIGURE IT OUT

What are some things you like?

or

i could just

tell you

yknow

huh

music, chess, watching football, and some other random stuff and Jesus

yeah

what kind of music & random stuff?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GOOGLE ONLY SHOWS ONE OPTION

duhhhh

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my hair is lowkey sick today and im lovin it

i bet its always sick

it's not but thank you

ba dum bum bah bahhhh

im lovin it

yes it is

it's not it was way too fluffy yesterday

its always epic cus its your hair duhhhhhhhhh

now it's curly and wavy and well-formed and symmetrical

cutesyyyy

makes me look awesomeeee 😎

you always look awesomeeeee 🥳

aw shucks 🤭

🤭

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yall im rich

im not 😔

woahhhhh

67

thickth theven

yethir

i love that we have multiple conversations going on rn lmfao

we're the best multitaskers

were so cool

we're AWESOME

for realsies

fo rizzle

fo sho

forrrrr shooo

shoeeee

wait what's ur fav shoes or brand

i like vans and nikes

Air force 1 all white are my fav

ooo nice

my favorite shoes rn are my nike blazers

theyre so ratty now lmao

oooh

im still wearing my thrasher vans

coolllll

yeah, why do grls F with those

i rlly need to get some new blazers cus mine are so old

but the swoosh on them are pinkkkk

same with my forces

im so sad at how many of my vans get holes in them from skateboarding

kinda too small 😭

they’re in horrible condition bro 😭😭

that's what she said

ive had them for 3 years

BAHAHAHAHS

this is the shade of pink theyre sposed to be

my colorblind ass thinks it's white

Jordan4 all black are my dream shoes

lmaooo

i rlly want a pair of kids blazers cus the swoosh is yellow on one of them

ohhh nice

but there so fin expensive 1,080$

daaaamn

thats why i like getting kids shoes

why tho my feet don't fit them anymore

stoppppppppp

bahhahahaha

hehehe

thats not what i saidddddd

i fit in kids 7

I'ma mens 8 so ur not far off from me

JAKE

hehe

yeah its a size and a half bigger than me

that's what she said

JAKE

hahaha

man im on a fucking ROLL

fr

why are you an adult making inappropriate jokes with a minor

hey

im literally a little girl

you said you fit in kids

kids SHOES

that's pretty sus

CONTEXT IS KEY MY LOVE

CONTEXT

IS

KEY

what context

THIS CONTEXT

cant stope Jake

stop*

jake why you making naughty jokes with a minor

thats kinda weird jake

youre an adult jake

what the fuck jake

ok ok

im sorry

lmfaoooo

excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

smh smh

youre excused.

good.

lmaoooo

i want a sandwich.

what a weirdo

adult in love with a minor

wtf

on it master

WE ARE A YEAR APART

FIRST OF ALL

LOVE NOT LUST

let me crush up some hopes and dreams real quick

yeah good.

nah

YOU WANNA MARRY A MINOR JAKE

THATS WEIRD

WEIRDO

R we sure?

WHAT A CREEP

CREEP ALERT

this is my 13th reason

WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOO

CREEP ALERT

weezer reference?

no

you said oo wee oo

i look just like buddy holly

im a police car

oh oh and you're mary tyler more

i don't care what they say about us anyway

i don't care 'bout that

thats what i pedo would say

you're a minor in love with an adult

reverse pedo

LIKE AN ADULT WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MINOR

im the victim here

OK WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO STOP?

NO

OKAY THEN

Lmao this is so funny

were so goofy

Bro hello ig

hello uk

Hello king

Love the pfp

hey kingggg

Thanks took the pucture yesterday

cheater cheater pumpkin eater

Picture*

WWW

well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS

lmaooo

this is peak only real ones know about this

Damn

hey guys check out my bio rq

thats painful

Epilepsy

jake youre gonna give my cat a seizure

ig you and ollie wont be besties afterall

Yeah, animal killer

NOOOOOOOOO

yeah wtf jake

NOT OLLIE

:(

my poor baby

she has epilepsy

ANIMAL KILLER!

I'LL CHANGE IT

BURN THE WITCH!

tryna kill ollie is insane after saying youre gonna be her bestie

she trusted you jake.

we all did.

NOOOOOOOOOO

brb im heading home lmao

DON'T LET OLLIE LOOK AT MY PROFILE

okay lmao

Bro this is so funny

i wont cus unlike you, im not interested in having her blood on my hands

(i love being dramatic)

im dying rn

lmao

aaand asshleys gone

Asshley is gonna bounce into the train tracks

Asshley is gonna get ran over

nooooooooo

my poor booty

THIS IS YOUR FAULT

DONT SAY THAT.

I WOULD NEVER LET ANY HARM COME ASSHLEYS WAY

IM NOT AN EVIL COLDHEARTED KILLER LIKE JAKE IS

FIRST IT WAS JAKE BEING AN ANIMAL KILLER

NOW ITS YOU BEING AN ASS KILLER

NO

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT

YOU -*KILLED*- YOUR OWN ASS

JOKES ON YOU

MONSTER!

CUS SHES RIGHT UNDER ME

SHES ALIVE AND WELL

Uhhhhh

Youre just SAYING that

NO IM NOT

ahhhhh

ASSHLEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU

KERJFKDHFVBGHFRUDIJFBGRHDYEJOKVFJBGHRUEI

BOOK

*BOOM

ASSHLEY CLOCKED YOUR TEA

ILL KILL ASSHLEY

GASP

SO

YOURE THE ASS KILLER

YES

TRYING TO BLAME ME FOR YOUR HEINOUS CRIMES

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

GASP

BUT THERES -*NO*- WAY YOU WILL GET ME

IM ALL THE WAY AT BRITAIN

MIIIIILES AWAY FROM YU

ILL FLY

IM COMING.

ahhhhh

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MY HOUSE LOOKS LIKE

YES I DO

*GASP*

IT HAS

WALLS

AND WINDOWS

AND A DOOR

OH MY GOD

*GASPS IN BRITISH*

I SEE IT.

MAL KNOWS WHERE I LIVE

NOOO

PLEASE

IM FLYING ABOVE YOUR HOUSE

CUS IM PETER BAN BITCH

*PAN

I DIDNT ACTUALLY KILL ASSHLEY

PLEASE

SHES ALIVE

IK YOU KILLED ASSHTON THO

IVE BEEN KILLING ASSES FOR CENTURIES BUT I DIDNT LAY A HAND ON YOURS

NOOOOO YOU DONT HAVE PROOF

why is this all i can think abt rn

Wtf

I WILL DEADASS GET REVENGE FOR ALL THE DEAD ASSES

NOOOO

I WONT ALLOW IT

MUAHAHAHAHA

ILL RUN

chris (simpsons artist) is the best

I AGREE LOOK THERES SOMETHING WE AGREE UPON

MUQHAHAHAHHAHA

YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

IM PETER PAN

IM

DOMINANT MAL.

DONT TAKE REVEMGE ON ME

YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE PETER PAN

I WILL

PETER PAN = DOMINANT MAL

WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME

PETER IS A BOY NAME I THINK

THERES NO WAY YOURE PETER PAN

SO?

IK A GIRL NAMED JORDAN

OH NO ITS REALLY PETER PAN

AHUH

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

PLEASE

PLEASE DONT TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY

I GET MY FLYING POWERS FROM CHUGGING GASOLINE

HAHA

YOUR LUNCH MONEY IS MINE

NOW I KNOW THE SECRET

TO YOUR FLYING ABILITIES

IT DOESNT WORK FOR BRITISH FOLK

WHAT

ONLY AMERICANS

YOURE JUST SAYING THAT

HAHAHAHAHA.

NOPE

IM CHUGGING GASALINE RIGHT NOW

YOURE GONNA DIE

BRITISH PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT STOMACH ACID

WHEN IT MIXES WITH GASOLINE IT EXPLODES

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*mal wins due to me dying*

wtf was this conversation

that was like

I dont know

a work of cinematic art

it needs to be made into a movie

Nah i cringed so hard ngl

I agree

me too 😭

We sounded like some anime characters during a fight when they tell the enemy what move they are gonna do next😭😭😭

haha yeah

this is so funny guys

omg stop 😭

hahahahahaa yeah that one thing you said

omg im dying

it was all fine until the gasoline 😭

Why the gasoline😭😭

speaking of putting things into stomachs

im gonna go eat brb lol

cus thats what dominant ppl drink

Gasoline?

eat

broccoli

Eww

nah broccilis Js mid

no its nasty

Peas on top

ew no

Nah theyre sweet and flavorful

no

Damn

What about corn on the cob

yes

its so yummy

Yes finally

bus i cant rlly eat it cus it gets all caught in my braces

but*

Oh

Rip

ikkkk

and corn just isnt as good when its off the cob 😔

I never had braces but it sounds so annoying

i have a shit ton going on with them rn

damn

i have an extra thick power chain, a piece of thread tied around my 2 front teeth, and elastics

Oh damn

yep

my mouth looks hella busy whenever i laugh or talk

and all this is just for one gap that keeps coming back

Oof

ahuh

I have a gap between my teeth too

if i have them on still by february (which i shouldnt) then ill have had the for 4 years smh

ohh damn

idrc abt the gap that much but ive been tryna get rid of it for so long that i j rlly dont want it anymore

and like my parents paid for perfect teeth

4 years with braces i a long time

so i rlly hope thats what ill get

yep

since i got my braces on ive watched almost all my friends get theirs on AND off

Oh damn

yeah

but such is life

Fr

frfr

ded

im on

guh

I just smoked sherm

...

brit

b r i t

birt

rugekrfhwlk

what 😭

idk i j clicked random keys 😭

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