Choice jokes

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."

Why does NASA only serve Coke?

Because they can't get Seven-Up!

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

Why was the orphan so successful?

When the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

I regret my abortion.

I didn’t know child labor was an option.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.

Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?

Self-raising.

What is an orphan’s favorite beer?

Fosters.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

What does a house wear?

A dress.