Choice jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Hey guys, thank you for finding this. Vote in the thumbs up or thumbs down whether you prefer Reese’s cups or Starbursts, and comment if you have a different preference! I would like to know a little about people! Thanks, Izzy.
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
My sister's boyfriend was coming around for Christmas Day. He had the option of two birds to tuck into: Turkey or Goose.
I said, "Are you not satisfied with my sister, who is literally handing herself on a plate to you?!"