What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
