I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don't have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
