Chocolates jokes
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day. It wasn't that funny. So I just Snickered.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.