If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
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Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
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Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
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Why is a gun like a box of chocolates? If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn't last long if you're fat
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What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
