Chocolates jokes
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
How a regular Valentines day goes:
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.