Chocolates jokes
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
I heard a joke about chocolate.
It wasn’t that funny.
I just Snicker-ed.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.