Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
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Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
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Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
you call it turds. I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people You can’t buy people nowadays
*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"
Dog: "That's pretty sexist"
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
I heard a joke about chocolate
It wasn’t that funny
I just Snicker-ed
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
An unfortunate accident happend at the nestlè factory,a man nammed joe was seriously injourd because a box of choclates fell on him. Every time he said "The choclates are on me!" every one cheerid.
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I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
Life is like a box of chocolates it doesn’t last long for people
I was going to give my wife chocolates but my fat friends ate them. The wife-"You don't even have friends"
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
