What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?
Stiff chocolate
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her...
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Why I can't have no chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex? I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
Three kids one day found a magicle slide.There was a sign next to it that said,"Slide down and your wish will come true."The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river.He landed in a chocolate river.When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money.He landed in a pile of money.Finally,the 3rd kid slid down,and he said,"WEEEE!!!!!!"
for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake
Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
