What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?
Stiff chocolate
whats the suns favourite chocolate? marsbar
What do you call black Man having a seizure? Chocolate shake
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake
When younger girls say I want my period or it will not be bad
*eating chocolate in bed crying * 😂😂 My face at them when they say that 🤣🙄😵 Them I got my period *them hurting*. Me: told u
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Once I heard a joke about chocolate, it wasn't that funny so I just Snickered.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her...
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Life is like a Raisin Cookie you expected to be Chocolate
Dissapointing
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An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex? I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
for my birthday on sept 11 this year I just want a plane chocolate cake
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Once I heard a joke about chocolate the other day.
It wasn't that funny.
So I just Snickered.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
