My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak me on.
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
Three kids one day found a magicle slide.There was a sign next to it that said,"Slide down and your wish will come true."The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river.He landed in a chocolate river.When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money.He landed in a pile of money.Finally,the 3rd kid slid down,and he said,"WEEEE!!!!!!"
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!