Chocolates jokes
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why did they invent white chocolate?
So Black people can be messy too.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)