What is the sun's favourite chocolate bar? The milky way!
My chocolate babe is calling my name and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak me on.
This morning I woke up then took a bath with some chocolate mud at first when i turn the damn flossers on. i notice it wasn't water it's was all chocolate mud and now my body is all chocolatly.
What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills big like chocolate chip cookies
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
Yo momma so stupid she eats cardboard boxes thinking it's chocolate bars.
What are chocolates preferred gender pronouns? Her-She
Bro are you a ompaloompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek
If you just think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people
For my birthday on September 11th this year I just want a plane but delicious chocolate cake
What do you call a black person having a fit : A chocolate milkshake
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
