Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans
Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
What's the hardest thing walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
Why do white people colonise everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets which they already do.
I blend children to make a good living
Why do orphans like milk so much? Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Bible Verse of The Day-For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children. —Romans 8:15-16
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orfan, what are they gonna do... tel their parents
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
