Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Children Jokes
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. đ
When I become a parent, Iâm gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
Itâll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
My parents love me.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Whatâs a depressed kidâs favorite game? Hangman.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why canât orphans ride bikes?
Because they donât have parent supervision.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
