Children jokes
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.