Children jokes
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.