What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What’s a orphans favourite food
:not home food
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why doesn't the orphans phone have a homepage being it doesn't have a home
I'm making a website for orphans wont add the home page
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common? Are you ready kids?
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
