Children jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.