Children jokes
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Memes
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.