Children jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?

Homemade.

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?

They are both invisible.

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?

Because they’ve got guardians!

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

What time do babies get dirty?

Playtime.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.