Children jokes
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.