theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
Mia’s mother has 5 kids Lilly abby Alexa mila and.... Q: who is last A: Mia Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady you don’t need to yodel about it
jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water jack slipped his condom ripped and now they have a daughter
Dear Orphans, I have a better orphanage for you, Its my basement :)
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
Why do orphans hate Cosco? Because they cant get in and try the free samples
Why cant Orphans breath, they are drowning in their own tears.
Why do orphans want to die Because they might see there parents in heaven
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
Why cant orphans be criminals ?
They arent wanted...
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
why can't orphans be gay because they have nobody to called adey
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said "Are you going to ask for directions or what?".
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
I put the D in Children
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan (one), you've seen Ahmal (them all)."