Children jokes
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
for real
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a train.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.