Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school. Because he's dead. š
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar because they donāt have mothers or Fatherās Day šš¤£
Q: How do you know thereās a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know itās over? A: Only one is left.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they donāt know what a home is.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One'Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety's kids know about this.
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
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I like my girlfriends like my children dead
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Why canāt orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why donāt orphans play baseball Because they canāt get a home run
What do orphans parents and a ball have in common.If u through them they both will never come back.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Why can't Orphans bake? The don't have milk
why can orphans travel so much?
they don't get homesick
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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