What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
why dont orphans get dad jokes because they dont have a dad to tell them
What do you call gay parents. poly,
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster
