How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Children Jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
