Children

Children jokes

Hillary

If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

Orphan

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

Terrorism

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

Memes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Sexuality

1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!

Dad: Oh, OK!

2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.

Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?

Son: I do...

Orphan

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Orphanage

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Orphan

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Pedophile

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

Marijuana

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Orphan

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Fridge

I went down to my fridge to grab my dinner. I said to the children, "Who's next?"

Orphan

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.