Children jokes
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Memes
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. đ
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didnât want them.
Wouldnât want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
âHere comes the airplane!â
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.