Children jokes
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.