Children jokes
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂