1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
