whats the difference between an apple and an orphan one of them get picked up
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
What do orphans call there parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exsist.
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
My kids so dam bad.we took them to Disney in Florida.they paid me not to bring them back ever.
When is it bedtime in the jacksons house. When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚
What’s an orphans favourite game Catch
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flours Orphan-👁👄👁
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
Daughter: Dad, what's your opinion on abortions?
Dad: Ask your sister.
Daughter: But I don't have a sister.
Dad: Exactly.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
Me:hey I’m your mom orphan:yay you came back me:sike
