What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What game is for kids? Uno.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
whats red, takes my belt and wat i got from a wierd children house. an orphan
A mom and her two children were eating at a place well playing trivia when she ask what does aids stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea but her daughter Emberlee who has always been a little odd says ‘’ An Intentional Disease’’ her brother mom just Stared!
What is a name of a show for kids? Barney
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌
