whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
when the school lets you near children again...
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
