How are tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
Why can't orphans play base ball, cuz they can't find home
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
i was having a party in my basement and my friend asked me what that bag cover in blood was for and i said oh thats the bag i catch the children with to torture them in this basement
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Whats the dame about boxes and children. There both found in basements
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get? A. Self-raising flour
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan??
Because they’ve got GAURDIANS
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Why do orphans play minecraft because they have a home
I take all my anger out on orphan why Because they have no parents to run to
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
I made a house for orphans and....
they had no clue How to use it
