Children

Children Jokes

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

Why can orphans never be kidnapped?

No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."

What did they do with his body when he died?

They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?

Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?

Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.

Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.

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