How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
why can you bully orphans? what are they gonna do tell there parents. oh wait they got no parents
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
One day, little Billy came in, pulling up his pants. The teacher asks, "Where have you been, Billy?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, little Willy came in. The teacher asked, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." Ten minutes later, little Johnny came in. The teacher says again, "Where have you been?" He says, "On top of Beverly Hill." A few minutes later, a girl came in. The teacher says, "Who are you?" She says, "I'm Beverly Hill."
There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
