There’s 365 days in a year orfans have 363 because they don’t have a mother’s or Father’s Day
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It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why cant orphans have sex
Because there is nobody to call daddy
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.