Childhood jokes
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."