Childhood jokes
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"