Childhood jokes
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Memes
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.