Childhood jokes
Orphan, sorry.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.