Childhood jokes
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.