Childhood jokes
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Memes
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.