Childhood jokes
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Memes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.