Childhood jokes
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Memes
so true
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.