"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Childhood Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
