Childhood jokes
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why did little sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
What did sally get for Christmas?
Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.
What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.