Childhood jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.