Childhood jokes
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.