Childhood jokes
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
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Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Memes
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What was the orphan's favorite cartoon show?
"Fairly OddParents."
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
Orphan, sorry.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.