Childhood jokes
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Two boys are wandering in the woods, playing games.
Suddenly, they come across a naked lady, and one of the boys starts running. The other chases after him and asks: "Why did you start running?"
The boy replies with: "My mom said if I ever see a naked lady, then I would turn to stone. And I can already feel a part of me turning hard."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."