Childhood jokes
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.