Childhood jokes

What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?

Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? "We are Family."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.

An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.

Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?

A family.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find their way home.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

Why didn't the orphan go home?

Because he didn't have a home.

What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

Why don't orphans go to the park?

Because their parents can't push them on the swing!

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"