Childhood jokes
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."