What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Childhood Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
