Childhood jokes
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.