Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Childhood Jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My mom left me at a very young age.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
