What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Childhood Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
'Cause he Neverlands.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
