What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.