Child jokes
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.