Child jokes

Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?

Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"

"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.

The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"

"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.

A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"

"Sure," said the little boy.

The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.

"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home base.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause there is no home to run to.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

Why can't an orphan get offended?

What are they gonna do, tell their mom?

What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.

Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."