Child jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Me and my friend went to the park. After a while, we grabbed our little princess and said, "It's time to go, sweetie." But before we could go, someone said, "Stop them, they have my daughter!"
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.