Child jokes
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
Memes
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.