Child jokes
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
POV: That one kid tryna wink
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."