Child jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.