Child jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Memes
How much?
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.