Child jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked. Orphans don't.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.