Child jokes
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.