stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut? People wants donuts
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing, because they had no arms.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
Little Johnny died
I molested a child today and it felt quite lovely on my Penis 👍
my blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike he should have been paying attention
child with cancer says mother what will i be when i grow up and then the mother says shut up dick you have cancer hehehe.
A child's parents once lived in chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What are a doctor's and a wwe fighters ideas on child abuse Doctor's. Wwe fighters Don't do it, it does not help. If it can crawl, it Mood behavior can brawl
Can a orphan child arrested for vandalism or will the officers ask for there parents to talk to
when the card declines on child insurance
Jorden Calerendiá. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
Knock knock, Whos there? child, Child who? Child Millissa!
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
Boy: mom why are drinking this disgusting red soup, I wanted salad Mom: quite son we only get this once a month
