Child jokes
Why did the child drop their ice cream?
They got hit by a bus.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Memes
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.