Child jokes
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
for real
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause it's still dark in my basement.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"