Child jokes
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
Memes
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.