Child jokes
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Memes
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What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.