911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
