Child jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Memes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.