What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
A man takes a boy into the woods boy says Boy: Mister I’m scared and it’s dark and cold The Man: How do you think I feel I’m walking out here alone
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple can trace back it's family tree'
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
Why did the orphan have a empty bowl Because they already ate their supper
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
why do orphans play tennis
Because its the only love they get
what is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan
if your adopted your actually wanted
what do you call a orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? hot wheels
I saw a little boy sitting ona curb wearing rags. i said: "aww are you an Orphan?" And he responded with "Yea. What gave me away?" And i said: "Your parents."
why Does A orphan hate the internet Answer Because he always On the homepage
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Once an orphan purposly fell out of a tree, he forgot his parents wouldnt catch him
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
