Child jokes
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.