Child jokes

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why can't orphans have babies?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.

Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

What’s an orphan's favorite drink?

Fosters.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

Family Feud.

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.