Child jokes
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?