Child jokes

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children.

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club.

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t find home.

What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.

What’s an orphan's favorite drink?

Fosters.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.

I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

What did the person say to the orphan?

"Where are your parents?"

What store does an orphan hate?

Family Tree.

Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.

How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.

Why can't orphans have babies?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.