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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
what's the same thing between a baby and a grenade they both make a sound when thrown
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
What’s and orphans favorite beer? Fosters
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
