Child jokes
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
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Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?