Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
for real
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
You can't give an orphan homework.
What is more time-consuming than children?
Waiting for your wife to go into labor!
Father heard his children scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.