Child jokes
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?