Child jokes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
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My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.