What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Child Jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
