Child jokes
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
I make baby mush.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.