Child

Child jokes

Milk

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

Voice

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

School

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Orphan

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

Orphan

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate any milk?

Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧

Baby

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Orphan

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

War

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

WW2

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Orphan

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

Orphan

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

Orphan

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭