Child jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I love orphans. They're precious.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Get off of here, kids!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.