Child jokes
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Hollow Knight Meme
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.