Child jokes

What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.

When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because they can't go home.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home run.

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run. 😭

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?