Child jokes

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?

Homecoming.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.

We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't go home.

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Ukraine be like dead children...

RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

What do you call a couple of orphans?

A coupleorphans.

What do snowmen call snowballs?

Children!