Child jokes
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.