Child jokes
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.