Child jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have nowhere to run home.

What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?

What flavor do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What do you call an overly clingy child?

A tumor.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

I love orphans. They're precious.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.

When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

Get off of here, kids!