Chick jokes
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What's the difference between a blonde chick and Alzheimer's?
None, because they both forget a lot.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
I was in a bar in Italy. Me and a hot chick got along, so I asked her for her number. I remembered that there was a pen in my pocket, but when I searched, it was nowhere to be found. I turned back, then I saw Pessi running with it. Shame on you, Pessi, for ruining my night! 😭
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?
You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"