What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth? Filipino
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down her ass still in them
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus Friend: No? Person: Exactly
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
How do fuck a really fat chick? Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
How do you get a hippie chick pregnant? You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
Emo chick: "I wish i could feel dead inside" The kid named dead: "😄😄😄"
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life
Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick
Best chick ever Call me at 6969696969
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
what do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common. spit, spit, spit
