New Chick Jokes

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?

They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.

I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle Optimistic

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

What do KFC and a brothel have in common?

They’re both full of greasy chicks.

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?

A lot of things.

I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".

So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"