Chemistry jokes
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Memes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.