Chemistry jokes
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.