Chemistry jokes
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.