If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Glue is sticky.
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