Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Chemistry Jokes
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
