Chemistry jokes
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.