Chemistry jokes
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher? Because there was no chemistry...
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
Atom
Electron
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.