Chemistry jokes
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Which mineral is impolite?
Ironically.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.