Chemistry jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
hg is cool.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.