Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Chemistry Jokes
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
hg is cool.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.
