Chemistry jokes
Popcorn means Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany.
HO means a woman, in particular one who has many casual fricking encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based frick chamber in a nazi camp.
Glue is sticky.
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Why is Mercury filled with Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Mercury is Be-Au-Ti-Full!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends Argon.
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
I make science puns, but only periodically.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."