Chemistry jokes
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
hg is cool.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"