Chemistry jokes
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
Which mineral is so impolite?
IRONic.
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Never trust a Justin, he is made up of atoms that make up everything.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
If I get an atom, I would split it with you.
When a king farts, is it considered a noble gas?
Your mom's a lead, Poe.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
Glue is sticky.
hahahahahhhahaha
hg is cool.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!