Chemistry jokes
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.