Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
Chemistry Jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
