Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
"BU" is the element of a surprise. Boo!
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
