Character jokes
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Hodor.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!