What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?
Ma rio
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
demon slayer is yay and who's fav in demon slayer
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
You see this guy's sense bahh If it was a cartoon It would be an avatar Cause why??
Anytime he needs it most It vanishes😹💔
gumball: what's that? Is it a twig? banana Joe: no. Darwin: Is it a leaf? banana Joe: no. Gumball: What is it then? banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
what do you call cap and spider-man? SPIDER-AMERICA!!!!!!!!
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
