Character jokes
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!