Character jokes
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Memes
Backstory.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.