Character Jokes

Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂

Couldn’t Be Me😂😂

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."

Said no horror movie character ever

and also GTA logic

director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."

*Enter password*

'ScoobyDoo'

"Password must contain special character"

'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'

The last number of your like is the amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff

What does Mickey's wife drive?

A Minnie-Van!!

Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars

How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls

What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?

BugsBunny!

u look like megamind drugdealer

You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)

What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?

Ma rio

what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?

Chewbacca

Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer