Character jokes
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Memes
Backstory.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.