Character jokes
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Memes
Backstory.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.