Character jokes
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
Sans Undertale.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Smash or pass
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
The Stigg is a joke.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.
Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Sans
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.