What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
