Character jokes
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
The Stigg is a joke.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.