Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!