What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Q:What is the best Disney character
A:toe mator
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why Did Snow White Get Kicked Out Of Disneyland?
She Sat On Pinocchio's Face And Said: "Lie To Me! Lie To Me!"
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy.... I'd like him to eat me."
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
ddlc be like: "you kinda left her (sayori) hanging" And Yuri TOOK A SEAT.. On the floor. And died The end.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...
so Trump can't tweet it.
