Character jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Little Johnny is such a woos.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Bro, you can't talk; you look like the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔