Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
The Stigg is a joke.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password?
1forrest1.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?
Chewbacca
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
