Character jokes
Quandale Dingle
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
"Homo Simpson"
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!