Character jokes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Quandale Dingle
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
"Homo Simpson"
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."