Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!!
" I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friends house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away." " I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever
and also GTA logic
How many fingers does the Dragonborn have?
Four fingers and a Thu'um.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
What has kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common? They will never grow up.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What is forest Gumps password?
1forest1
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
