What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
“Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish” Ok “Thank you what is your wish” I wish for my 5 cents back
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
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if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
dose this centinse make any cents
so you saying a penny is worth more then a penny? That don't make no cents.
