Cent

Cent jokes

Rapper

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

Sauce

What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?

She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.

Dime

What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.

Child

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

  • 1
  • Machine

    I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.

    It just doesn’t make any cents!

    Memes

    Ring

    I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

    A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.

    Wish

    "Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."

    Ok.

    "Thank you, what is your wish?"

    I wish for my 5 cents back.

    Dollar

    One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

    Penny

    Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?

    1 scent.

    I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?

    2 pears.

    I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?

    3 coppers.

    I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?

    4 Lincolns.

    I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?

    NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!

    Scent

    The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

    Dollar

    For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

    That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

    Mamma

    Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

    Face

    If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

    Tree

    Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

    Man

    "Does this make any cents?" a man says.

    "Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

    Penny

    What do you call the middle of a penny?

    A center (get it? Cent-er).