What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel a one penny in his pocket? He had a 6 cents of humor.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
“Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish” Ok “Thank you what is your wish” I wish for my 5 cents back
What is 50 cents least favorite store
The dollar store
one dollor bill is with a five doller bill. the 5 says " i make more cents then you
Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
yo mamma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
so you saying a penny is worth more then a penny? That don't make no cents.
