Cent jokes
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).