What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. Thatโs unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Iโd still only have five cents.