Cent

Cent jokes

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!