What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade
dose this centinse make any cents
what do you call a middle of a penney? a center (get it cent-er)
"dose this make any cents" a man says "oh it dose make cents" me<-- thing:Lemin"aid"<--another joke
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
if every time someone faints when they see your face and i get 1 cent I would be a trillionaire
so you saying a penny is worth more then a penny? That don't make no cents.
for every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
yo mamma so dumb she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent
The 10 cents said to the 1 cent, "Haha, I make more cents than you!"
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts :Friend " Your jokes are to short" Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden." :Friend "Your such a ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum." Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum, it's always because I always glitz" :Friend "at lest I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents
What happens when you make an asÃan girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
Ok I put one penny down do you smell anything? :1 scent I put two penny's down do you see any fruit? :2 pairs I put three penny's down do you see and law enforcement? :3 coppers I put four penny's down do you see any cars? :4 Lincolns I put 5 penny's down do you see any pussies? : NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT
