What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
Celebrity Jokes
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
