Celebrity jokes

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Why is Michael Jackson so weak?

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

"Hee hee touched me."

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.

What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

Who's Lil John?

what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?

Answer: alive.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.

Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.

Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen: Good night!

Prince: Why?

Gwen: Because...now good night!

Prince: We can work some things out?

Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!

To be continued