What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
choi soobin loml
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
