Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."

So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

Michael Jackson.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming β€œI’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.