How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the Fresh prints.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
How do you beat lady gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
