Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.

Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.

Weโ€™ve got to celebrate our differences! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿค๐Ÿต๐Ÿค๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldoโ€™s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, โ€œDo you consent to cookies?โ€ He said that he doesnโ€™t eat cookies and doesnโ€™t know what consent means, so thatโ€™s why he called me.

*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*