I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
