Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
why do migets laugh when they run cause the grass tickels there balls
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculate In a females mouth and he swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other swishing it together in each other's mouth and it forms a rainbow and a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on females face and then punching her in the nose Causing her to bleed that's why it's called a strawberry shortcake
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depressionš
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group
I suspected that it was Dave, so i killed him before he could cause any harm.
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
i was exited to watch fast and furious because of Dom Toretto then i realised family is nothing to me cause im an orphan
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late, his best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure" he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?' "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
I wish I was a police man cause then I would actually have a gun to shoot myself with
why do balls be hairy,cause they stinky
why can't lgbtq+ members be straight cause they are lgbtq they are loser
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
Russian Santa Claus- You better watch out, You better not cry, cause if you do I will stab your fucking eye, Russian Santa Claus does not fuck around. He's making a list, He's checking it twice... You better leave out some Vodka with ice!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Why donāt orphans have parents. Cause they were abandoned.
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents wonāt pick them up
