Cause jokes

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Why can't orphans be robbers?

Because they're not wanted.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

Why did the dog cause the fight?

Because it was a bulldog.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.