Cause jokes
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.