Orphans have 362 days in a year
Bea cause they don’t have a mother or Father’s Day and no birthday
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
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why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
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Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
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We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Teacher on school bus everybody sit down now the bus is about to start Ben: I’m not going to sit down I don’t want to, Teacher: you have to or else u have to get off the bus, Teacher: “stands up” Ben: then u should get off the bus cause ur not sitting.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
"why is your head big?" cause your a ball.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why do orphans love christmas
Cause they build a home
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot.💥
Why cant orphans play baseball cause theres no home.
What is the diffrence between a apple tray and a orphan the apples get picked.
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
