Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
yo rob you for got to pay me cause u sucky sucky my thang aka your up for adoption
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.
Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
why did the egg cross the road ?
cause he wanted to be scrambled
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
The adoption centre threw a party. Why? Cause the parents weren't home.
Caution: looking at your hairline can cause being delirious and having hallucinations.
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
Why is jonnyy baiiiiii sad cause he no shower pero
I thought you played football cause you’re hairline receiving
I knew you played football cause you’re hairline receding
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian
September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
