Cause jokes
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.