Cause jokes

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Guy: Hi, how was your day today?

Woman: Good!

Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*

Guy: How many months pregnant are you?

Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

Why should old women never eat seafood?

'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

Why did the dog cause the fight?

Because it was a bulldog.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.