Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Cause Jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
